Mule

What we have here is Mule #19. Almost 20, but not quite. Better than some meaningless number, this is going to a good friend of mine, one of the best in fact, Elias Rådelius. He traveled here from Sweden during highschool solely because he heard I was starting a hard rock band and it was called Burning Death Machine Symphony Orchestra. Only half of that statement is true and I'll let you decide which half. I heard Elias played drums so I asked him, 'Can you play hard rock?' and he said, 'No, I play punk.' and I said, 'Great'. Fast forward through a lot of noise, conversations which sole point is to be ridiculous, a few thousand miles and we have this and three other guitars along with myself heading to Sweden next Tuesday. Yes that's right, because of his mad translation ability I sold four guitars in Sweden and am going there to hand deliver them because that's how I roll. I have been through airport scanners with these before and have not been pulled aside to be searched. If that doesn't say something about our national security then all those fellas listening to my phone calls and watching my facebook better reexamine how they spend their time.